Cremus Tremando
Cremus Tremando is an eccentric mystic consultant and freelance occult specialist retained by Barely Informed News for breaking supernatural inquiries.
Adorned in ornate occult vestments and an elaborate turban, Tremando operates under the on-screen graphic “Live at Sleazy Mystic Sorcerer Cremus Tremando”.
Overview
Hailing from what he describes as “the back alleys of New York” and the “heights of the ancient mountain Balamansore,” Tremando was contracted during the 2026-09-04 broadcast to perform an emergency metaphysical intervention when network tensions reached a breaking point.
Invoking “Bielzotroth, the God of Mistriff,” Tremando attempted to cast an ancient body-swapping incantation across the studio. When the spell produced immediate broadcast chaos, Tremando abruptly declared a strict “no refunds” policy, demanded a service invoice be mailed to his estate, and fled the premises utilizing what he termed “snake powers.”
Appearances
| Episode | Role | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-04 | Occult Consultant | Retained to execute a body-swap ritual on air; botches the incantation, declares “no refunds,” and escapes using snake powers. |
Notable moments
- [14:35] (2026-09-04): Invokes Bielzotroth live on the broadcast, invoices the network, and makes a hasty exit via snake powers.