Commercial Sponsors
Corporate partners, local business underwriters, and dubious culinary franchises that keep the lights on across the Barely Informed News network.
| Sponsor | Sector | Signature Offering / Tagline | Primary Placement |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gooters | Fast-Casual Dining / Wings | ”Damn them some wet ass wings” • Mayo-soaked chicken skins, dino fries, potato turducken | CryptoZeu$ & News Desk |
| Entery Soda | Energy Beverage | ”The energy soda without the G” • High-caffeine Ugandan beverage restricted by trademark law | CryptoZeu$ |
See also: Broadcast Segments, On-Air Talent & Staff, Storylines.